Newts

Newts make great pets. However, this is an axolotl.

Pollos Mario

Mom and I found this mysterious note in the kitchen:


It's easy to drive there. Take Main (Montauk) to Fifth street, and turn left. Then drive until you see the goofy-looking chicken mascot on a big white sign. Don't let that mascot fool you; this is a very seriously good restaurant. Amaaaazing and abuuuundant food! Watch out for the green chile salsa in the dainty glass cup. It's atomic. They must shred raw jalépeños into this stuff...

Most of the staff speaks Spanish, so you know it's authentic food.

PHOTOS:

Spoils of war.

Mom demonstrates how tasty the leftovers are.

The only reason you wouldn't like this candy is if you don't like coconut.
¡¡¡SUPERCOCO!!!

...¡Mamá! ¡Ése es mi caramelo del supercoco! :-(

Don't Worry about the Blue Plate

Hey Nick and Elaina, I returned these to the ULAE.  Just thought I'd let you guys know while trying out some of the blog features.

I'm so cool...